- You know you better than anyone
- You have the freedom to do whatever (or whomever) you please
- Me time is glee time
- You can walk around naked, or in a terrible outfit with bed head and no make up
- You can yell at the game, TV show, movie, etcetera without someone giving you a look like you’re crazy
- You can jam out to the music YOU want to hear (who cares if your ex hated The Beastie Boys, he isn’t around to bitch about it!)
- You can dance around to that very same music (but if you dance like I do, make sure your blinds are closed)
- You have time to really think about what you want and how you’re going to get it
- You also have time to sit around and do absolutely nothing but binge watch Orange Is The New Black
- You can drink 2 bottles of wine, or a 6 pack of beer in one night without anyone judging you
- You can read a book without any distractions (and by book I mean The Fault In Our Stars)
- You can cook whatever YOU want for dinner (or just order a large buffalo chicken pizza) it’s all up to you
- You can adjust the air conditioner to your liking and not have to worry about someone complaining about how it’s freezing
- You can perfect your Pinterest boards (how the hell did you pin a crock pot recipe onto your Fashion board in the first place)
Essentially, you can do whatever the hell you want…and that, my friends, is pretty wonderful.
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